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OT: Life as we know it will end in 2040

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In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God’s great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you’re at it, add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled. And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14. So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast. God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof. God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake," and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil’s Food." God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds. Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds. God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald’s and its 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then said, "You want fries with that?" And Man replied, "Yes! And super size them!" And Satan said, "It is good." And Man went into cardiac arrest. God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery. Then Satan created HMOs. Thought for the day . There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

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did courageously avow: >In the beginning, God …

Stole it and passed it along to some friends.  [8-) Ken Wilson

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Nope , just passed it along as I got it. (;>}~ – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > did courageously avow: >In the beginning, God … > Stole it and passed it along to some friends.  [8-) > Ken Wilson

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> In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth

Prove it.

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Don’t have to.

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Don’t have to. >> In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth > Prove it.

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>There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on >Alzheimer’s research. This means that by >2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge >erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

 I thought the end was suppose to start at 2012 …Armageddon … looks  like I have a couple more years now.

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> >> In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth > Prove it. > Don’t have to.

You never prove anything else, so why start?

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did courageously avow: >Nope , just passed it along as I got it. >(;>}~ > did courageously avow: >>In the beginning, God … > Stole it and passed it along to some friends.  [8-) > Ken Wilson

No, I meant I did, not you.  LOL Ken Wilson

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courageously avow: > >> In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth > > Prove it. > Don’t have to. >You never prove anything else, so why start?

It’s a fucking joke Pix.  Try pulling that turpentine rag out of your ass one of these days, you might enjoy life. Ken Wilson

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2012 is when the bonds the U.S. has been floating around the world, come due. Mostly China & Japan. We will not have the money. Wonder what will happen then????  HHHMMMMM.

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than >on >Alzheimer’s research. This means that by >2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge >erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. > I thought the end was suppose to start at 2012 …Armageddon … looks > like I have a couple more years now.

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Now you are being silly, again. Your scientist proved that " this" global warming started 10,000 years ago without the help of mankind. You either believe in a higher power as far as this life goes, or not. Then whatever is fact becomes your truth and proof.

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> >> In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth > > Prove it. > Don’t have to. > You never prove anything else, so why start?

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You sure about the bonds … ? I thought most of that funny paper work and plastic money is just something that really can’t be paid back .. we’re in Trillions of debt now … what me .. worry ? just mine more diamonds and gold… texas gold .. black crude.

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did courageously avow: – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->2012 is when the bonds the U.S. has been floating around the world, come >due. >Mostly China & Japan. >We will not have the money. >Wonder what will happen then????  HHHMMMMM. > >There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than > >on >>Alzheimer’s research. This means that by >>2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge >>erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. > I thought the end was suppose to start at 2012 …Armageddon … looks > like I have a couple more years now.

The administration will renege, just like they do when NAFTA rulings don’t go their way. Ken Wilson

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – >In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the >Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red >vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. >Then using God’s great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream and >Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" And Man >said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you’re at it, add some >sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled. >And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that >Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and >sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size >14. >So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented Thousand-Island >Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman >unfastened their belts following the repast. >God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in >which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and >chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more >weight and his cholesterol went through the roof. >God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake," and >said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil’s >Food." >God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those >extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not >have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried >before the flickering blue light and gained pounds. >Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with >nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy >center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds. >God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still >satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald’s and its 99-cent double >cheeseburger. Then said, "You want fries with that?" And Man replied, "Yes! >And super size them!" And Satan said, "It is good." And Man went into >cardiac arrest. >God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery. >Then Satan created HMOs. >Thought for the day . >There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on >Alzheimer’s research. This means that by >2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge >erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

Don’t worry about it. Some of us already have perky boobs and huge erections without being elderly. The end of the world is already scheduled for December 21st, 2012. Maybe a flood. Maybe a fire. Till then, pig out. Enjoy. Do something nice for/to somebody. Claude

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>> In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth >Prove it.

Why?

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > 2012 is when the bonds the U.S. has been floating around the world, come > due. > Mostly China & Japan. > We will not have the money. > Wonder what will happen then????  HHHMMMMM. >>There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than >>on >>Alzheimer’s research. This means that by >>2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge >>erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. >I thought the end was suppose to start at 2012 …Armageddon … looks >like I have a couple more years now.

Who knows what happens when sigs are stolen?

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> 2012 is when the bonds the U.S. has been floating around the world, come > due. > Mostly China & Japan. > We will not have the money.

And yet you and your ilk continue to support Dubya & Co…

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courageously avow: >> In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth >Prove it. >Why?

It’s spelled ‘posting’, not ‘postung’ dip shit.  Use your spell checker.  Or are you among those uneducated who by a greater percentage support Bush than do those with a real education? Ken Wilson

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courageously avow: – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the >Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red >vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. >Then using God’s great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream and >Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" And Man >said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you’re at it, add some >sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled. >And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that >Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and >sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size >14. >So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented Thousand-Island >Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman >unfastened their belts following the repast. >God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in >which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and >chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more >weight and his cholesterol went through the roof. >God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake," and >said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil’s >Food." >God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those >extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not >have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried >before the flickering blue light and gained pounds. >Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with >nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy >center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds. >God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still >satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald’s and its 99-cent double >cheeseburger. Then said, "You want fries with that?" And Man replied, "Yes! >And super size them!" And Satan said, "It is good." And Man went into >cardiac arrest. >God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery. >Then Satan created HMOs. >Thought for the day . >There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on >Alzheimer’s research. This means that by >2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge >erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. >Don’t worry about it. >Some of us already have perky boobs and huge >erections without being elderly.

You have both conditions I assume. Ken Wilson

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dolt.princess Kenni, spokesloon for the Al-Queef brigade of the People’s Liberation Jihad for the Independence of the Democratic People’s Republic a type and shit himself with glee: – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – >courageously avow: >>> In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth >>Prove it. >Why? >It’s spelled ‘posting’, not ‘postung’ dip shit.  Use your spell >checker.  Or are you among those uneducated who by a greater >percentage support Bush than do those with a real education?

Typo lame. <yawn> Good job, Princess. What would AGA be without your proofreading? Keep up the good work. At least it keeps you busy. — |   ^        JOIN THE |  /"   ASCII RIBBON CAMPAIGN |   /    TO RID USENET OF |   X    NATTERING FUCKWITS |  /    

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dolt.princess Kenni, spokesloon for the Al-Queef brigade of the People’s Liberation Jihad for the Independence of the Democratic People’s Republic – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – >courageously avow: >>In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the >>Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red >>vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. >>Then using God’s great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream and >>Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" And Man >>said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you’re at it, add some >>sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled. >>And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that >>Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and >>sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size >>14. >>So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented Thousand-Island >>Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman >>unfastened their belts following the repast. >>God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in >>which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and >>chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more >>weight and his cholesterol went through the roof. >>God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake," and >>said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil’s >>Food." >>God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those >>extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not >>have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried >>before the flickering blue light and gained pounds. >>Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with >>nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy >>center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds. >>God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still >>satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald’s and its 99-cent double >>cheeseburger. Then said, "You want fries with that?" And Man replied, "Yes! >>And super size them!" And Satan said, "It is good." And Man went into >>cardiac arrest. >>God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery. >>Then Satan created HMOs. >>Thought for the day . >>There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on >>Alzheimer’s research. This means that by >>2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge >>erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. >Don’t worry about it. >Some of us already have perky boobs and huge >erections without being elderly. >You have both conditions I assume.

You are the Ace of ASSumers, Princess. Thank you for your concern, but I wouldn’t worry about *me*. Your life as you knew it was over by 1973. — |   ^        JOIN THE |  /"   ASCII RIBBON CAMPAIGN |   /    TO RID USENET OF |   X    NATTERING FUCKWITS |  /    

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Yep, we floated all that paper & are about to float some more.

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> You sure about the bonds … ? > I thought most of that funny paper > work and plastic money is just something > that really can’t be paid back .. we’re in Trillions > of debt now … what me .. worry ? just mine more > diamonds and gold… texas gold .. black crude.

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